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WHEN I THINK ABOUT COLLEGE

howdoiputthisgently:

faaarts:

Holiday Inn have built a glass bottom to one of their swimming pools in Shanghai, China. Not interesting enough? It’s just 24 storeys high. So if you’re scared of heights then this probably isn’t for you.

faaarts:

Holiday Inn have built a glass bottom to one of their swimming pools in Shanghai, China. Not interesting enough? It’s just 24 storeys high. So if you’re scared of heights then this probably isn’t for you.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

When I’m Hometown Bound…

The great things about being back… 

-The incessant amount of exclamation points and smiley face filled texts I receive on the way there.

-Laughing till you can’t breathe with three generations of family surrounding you. 

-Seeing more than three stars at night.

-Staying up until the early hours of the morning with good wine and amazing friends.

-The hugs that last forever before you leave

-The confirmation that no matter how many miles and months are put between us nothing will ever change  that everything will change, but for the better. 

barackobama:

All the cool kids are doing it. 

barackobama:

All the cool kids are doing it